More text message conversing with my sister. The funnier of the two conversations happened earlier this morning, when the topic of skeezbags and nervous itching came up, but the actual topic was somewhat private, and even I'm not that mean!
Me: I've had a tickle in my throat for almost two weeks now. Its pissing me off.
Sister: Cancer.
Me: I thought swine flu.
Sister: Throat cancer.
Sister: Can I have your car?
Sister: I mean-how sad-i will miss you
Me: Bitch.
A minute goes by...no response...
Me: Was that too much?
Sister: OUCH
Sister: OUCH
Sister: Ha!
Sister: SUCKA
Me: Atleast now I know how you really feel about me.
Five whole minutes (FIVE!) go by with no response....
Me: Heeeeelllllloooooo??? Fight back!!!
Sister: Your words cut deep-need time to regroup
Me: Buck up!
Me: I wish there was an easier way to pose (sic) conversations to my blog.
Sister: Actually just trying to drive SUCKA!
Sister: Why's that
Me: Because I'm going to post this.
Sister: Of course you are
Sister: I totally conquered you this time
Me: Whatever.
I think the "Whatever" Got her though...really. It's been seventeen (17!!!) whole minutes and I haven't heard back from her. She knows. Trust me...she knows. For more of my family dysfunction love, you can read this.
I had a pretty good chat going on Facebook lastnight with a friend of ours, B, about windmills and milking pigs, but I didn't think to save that one...it was gold baby. GOLD I say!
Pre-Thanksgiving mail.
9 hours ago
3 comments:
LMAO! Too funny! My sister and I never have convos like this. She just wouldn't. Frankly, I think she's too busy turning into our Mom to be any fun :D Enjoy it!
Lynn- ohh snap! Turning into your mom??? Is that good or bad? :-)
I can't believe I just said "oh snap" and am not going to delete it!
24k baby, all the way!
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